Nolan “I can mocap anything” North
These lands are crawling with orcs. Their numbers are growing. And you are on foot. You will never reach the forest alive.
I CAN’T WITH THIS FUCKING DWARF KING ALL THE BLOODY FUCKING TIME LIKE SIR CAN YOU PLEASE SPACE IT OUT A LITTLE I NEED OXYGEN
The family business
Granted, most people don’t mean spying when they talk about taking up the family mantle. But that’s how it is with Durins.
Thorin comes from a long line of the Circus employees. His grandfather was executed in Warsaw, his father went missing in Budapest, his sister did mysterious things with codes until an early retirement. It’s the best years of you they want, he thinks, and they sell you down the river when the time comes.
He’s furiously against letting his nephews into the murky business. But Fili is the best watcher and he never forgets a face; and Kili takes up remote languages with ease, plus a smile that buys his way into any conversation. The Top Floor had their eyes on the pair of them from day one.
Now Smaug re-emerges after sixty years, and this time, instead of torture, blackmail and assassination, this shadow organization sits on several untraceable accounts. When Smaug sneezes the stock market sweats like a whore in church.
Perhaps it is time to tie up some loose ends, once and for all
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